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Prashant kumar Choubey
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MY LOVE FOR SOUTH INDIAN

Hello South Indians, I like you people. Trust me I like you people more than I like myself…hahahaha….I like your eating habits. I like seeing you guys when you people eat with your hands. I just love it…I like your food items like idly, dosa and several other idiotic items. I just love when I see that you people can eat rice without any vegetable or pulse or without any supplementary items. It reminds me of some great dishes of  South India like TOMATO RICE, LEMON RICE, CURD RICE, RASAM RICE, SAMBHAR RICE, BILLA RICE (most interesting in fact even I also tried once..It was awesome..Trust me..Its another thing that I never tried it again and will never recommend it to anyone..Yuk…)…Let me tell you very honestly if my wife sees me eating these kinds of food then she would definitely divorce me. Curd rice-yuk..seems like rice has met with an accident with curd.

I like your names..Particularly the nomenclature style…The rule goes like this:

Person’s name. Father’s name. Family name. Village name. State name. Country name. Planet name.

(Its not limited to this, several other things can also be added):

Ex: Muthuswamy. Gandaswamy. Shetty. Hubli. Karnataka. India. Earth.

I like hair styles of you people. It seems like the bushes. It reminds me of something. I have observed that 80% of females of south Indian have hair like bushes. That’s great. I appreciate that. We need bushes too.

I like the dressing style of you people. I just love it. I am talking about the typical orthodox girls who wears SALVAR suit from the top of their neck to the bottom to their legs just because their APPA-AMMA(Parents) don’t wana see their daughter in some skimpy dress and appreciate their beauty. It’s great. I was travelling in bus ,I just collided with one south Indian girl,she started saying something in some alien language(KANNADA), she thought I did it intentionally and I saw some idiots (south indians) taking her side. Then I just got angry showed them MIDDLE FINGER and said bloody I hv better things to do than colliding with you. Actually it was very crowded and bus was taking sudden breakes. I couldn’t help. But I like the way some assholes becoming her brother at that time and taking her side as if they were really in the mood of protecting her modesty (LOL).Anyway I was talking about dressing style.How can I forget to mention here the typical LUNGI that too when they make it half and wear it till their knee. That’s really a great style. I appreciate that. I just love it. That’s a very unique style and I am sure in one of the Hollywood movie WILL SMITH is planning to wear it. Hey the most interesting situation is when they wear belt on that lungi. Oh my god that awesome (is it really awesome??lol). Sometimes all these things make me feel whether I m in india or some other country? Or do these people belong to the same country to which I belong??Actually here in south india girls cant wear half pant even in extreme summer season as others will see their legs(at least not in front of their parents). Oh God this is the height of concealment ….

I just love south Indian. I have spent my 4.5 years in south india. Its another thing that in manipal 95% people are cosmopolitan so I never got to see the true colors of south india but in Bangalore I can see that. Actually I m emotionally attached to south india (is it really true??hahaha).

I like their language-tamil, kannada, malyalam and so on. They don’t wana learn hindi. They wana   kannda to become the national language. Wow that will be great. In fact I support this because I like south india. In fact I wana one more proposal to be implemented “Let’s make Idly, dosa the national food”(hahahah..hey I m seriously joking). Why not make BANGALORE as the capital of india? Why not make “LUNGI+BELT” the national dress??(ROFL).

I have spent much time here  and I remember I have struggled to find any south Indian sweets(by they is there any south Indian sweet?lol). Once I asked one of my friend “Hey in my side my mom makes lots of sweets when we celebrate any festival or special occasion, what does your mom make when you guys celebrate something?” The reply was “We make curry”------wat???wat???curry as if its something special. Hmmmmmmm….Then I said “ok fine curry then wat else?”..he says”15 types of curry”…I asked “wow 15 types of curry??how come man?”………he says”we put 15 different types of leaves ”…hahahahahah..this is really funny……I can still remember his face they way he was describing 15 types of curry leaves. But I appreciate it. We must make 15 types of curry (if we r unemployed--lol).

I like south india. I like the way they keep their family together. Generally they prefer joint family. So when you go to their home, hell lots of people will come to see you and that time you will be shocked to know that these many people stay in this house and even after introduction, you can’t say who is father or mother or uncle and so on so on? But I appreciate that.

 I like south Indian movies in which the hero has a big stomach, big moustache, idiotic look(hahahahahha). The way they act, they make even sentimental movies a joke or comedy but I like south india. I just love it when I see idiotic south Indian heros fighting with 20 gundas at a time and kicking them with speed of light (lol). These actors can get some junior artist role in bollywood that I m sure of. So u don’t need to qualify the definition of HERO to become hero here in kollywood(sounds like Hollywood--hahahahah)?The important condtions to become a hero here are as follows:

1) U must b an idiot.

2) U must be an asshole.

3) U must have a giant stomach.

4) U must have a dirty big moustache.

5) U must not wear cool clothes.

6) U must know the alien languages like kannada.

Hey I forgot to mention the most tasty food “BILLA RICE”…some call it “BALLE BALLE RICE”….hahahahahaha….when for the first time I heard its name, i was scared..i thought it’s something like CAT-BIRYANI(billi-rice)…..and one more thing here people get up from the bed ,they eat rice in breakfast..they eat rice in lunch…they eat rice in dinner…so 3 times rice a day….isn’t that great??thats the secret of their being assholes…….

Final words from Prashant Kumar. Hello people don’t feel offended. It’s just my love for south india that inspired me write this document and I dedicate it to all my south Indian friends. You guys are really amazing ..in fact whatever you do that is very motivating(hahahahaha-lol)…I just wish “May god make me a south india in next birth!”(Hey God I m joking ..dont take it seriously).

Please read the racist article written about South Indians by an employee of

ITC INFOTECH - http://www.scribd.com/doc/29523241/My-Love-for-South-Indian